Huwebes, Setyembre 1, 2022

[Schefter] A blow to Baltimore: The Ravens mascot, Poe, suffered a season-ending knee injury during Saturday’s preseason game vs. Washington, sources tell ESPN. Poe will be placed on injured reserve and team is expected to hold tryouts to find a new mascot while Poe rehabs. Get well, Poe.

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1565394071606251527

Cringiest nba moments?

What moments in nba history have made you cringe the most.

My two nominations

James Dolan singing on some morning show JD and the straight shot

And, Dwight Howard interrupting Stan Van’s interview in the most awkward way possible are you guys done with, uh, me?

Edit: how could I forget Steve Kerr naming his son Nick! Not Nicholas, just Nick. Funny yes but I bet that kid hated first day of class introductions.

Adding this comment on the hidden talents thread. It’s the word thing I’ve ever seen and I was in Rwanda in 1994.

Cringe

You know I had to do it one time



[Schwartz] The #Bills & Buffalo media haven’t arrived yet in LA, but the beer has… More than $24,000 worth of @LabattUSA delivered Tuesday for #BillsMafia

https://twitter.com/mschwartztv/status/1565362613747421186?s=21&t=cNZWNuaXXdWbZEaI1aUN4Q

The 2022 r/NFL Roast of The Cleveland Browns (32/32)

WELCOME TO THE 2022 R/NFL ROAST OF THE CLEVELAND BROWNS

Here it is folks. The Big One. The Showstopper.

Just a reminder to please keep it civil and not get toxic to the point the mods have to lock the thread. Anyway,thanks to all that participated in this year's series.


Guidelines:

  1. Try to make original jokes. We've all seen the played out jokes and memes (examples:28-3,throwing on the one yard line,big ben rapist,one yard short), let's get some new material in here. Find a new slant.

  2. Don't waste your good jokes about another team until it's their turn to be roasted.

  3. Jokes are jokes. Laugh, head over to the burn center, and move on. Let's not get into heated arguements in these threads, they are just for fun.

  4. Don't troll and/or attack the users posting jokes.

  5. Teams were chosen in a random order. You'll find out the next team to be roasted in the current thread. This will give you a day to craft your jokes.

  6. HAVE FUN! When all 32 teams have been roasted, we'll be just a few days away from regular season football. That being said,fire away!

Tomorrow's roast:


Previous roasts:

New York Giants (1/32)

Buffalo Bills (2/32)

San Francisco 49ers (3/32)

LA Chargers (4/32)

Detroit Lions (5/32)

Atlanta Falcons (6/32)

Seattle Seahawks (7/32)

Dallas Cowboys (8/32)

Baltimore Ravens (9/32)

LA Rams (10/32)

Las Vegas Raiders (11/32)

Carolina Panthers (12/32)

Denver Broncos (13/32)

Chicago Bears (14/32)

Pittsburgh Steelers (15/32)

Indianapolis Colts (16/32)

Minnesota Vikings (17/32)

Washington Commies (18/32)

Cincinnati Bengals (19/32)

New Orleans Saints (20/32)

New York Jets (21/32)

Kansas City Chiefs (22/32)

Houston Texans (23/32)

Philadelphia Eagles (24/32)

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (25/32)

Tennessee Titans (26/32)

Miami Dolphins (27/32)

New England Patriots (28/32)

Green Bay Packers (29/32)

Arizona Cardinals (30/32)

Jacksonville Jaguars (31/32)


Thanks for letting me host the series and thanks to everyone for participating!