How Malik Beasley cost The State of Minnesota $151,941,600 in Food

Yesterday marked the last game of 12 Minnesota Timberwolves player Malik Beasley was suspended for. The lamestream media would want to say we won but actually we lost, lost more than you can ever know. We lost $25,323,600 in free food.

Some context: In Minnesota fast food chain Arby’s has a promotion that if the Wolves successfully make at least 12 3 point shots fans can receive a free French Dip and Swiss (MSRP $4.49) at any Arby’s in Minnesota (besides 7)

Malik Beasley is also the best Timberwolves 3 point shooter making an average of 3.5 successful shots a night.

So this begs the question: how much did Minnesota lose in free food due to Malik’s 12 game suspension.

1.How many games did we not hit 12 3s and how many were within three?

There were 7 games where we didn’t hit 12 threes but only 6 were within 3 of 12

2. What is the price of an Arby’s French Dip and Swiss?

$4.49

3. How many Minnesotans are there?

Google says there’s 5.64 Million Minnesotans

3.a. What about people not living in Minnesota driving over

Nobody who wasn’t born in Minnesota would be a fan of the Wolves, that’s dumb

3.b. But what about the 7 Arby’s that don’t honor the deal?

You can drive to another Arby’s, also please call your local congressman to change that

THE MATH

Here’s the Equation I used

(5,640,000 x 4.49) x 6 = X

So the the math

5,640,000 x 4.49 = 25,323,600 (The cost of a single game)

25,323,600 x 6 = 151,941,600

So there you have it

Malik Beasley’s suspension cost Minnesota $151,941,600 in free food

Hope your happy Silver

We had the Meats