I came up with 25 terrible potential rule changes.

1. Every time you tackle someone, they cannot be used until a first down.

2. TDs and FGs are now both worth 3 pts. However, the extra points are made only by kicks. You get 1 pt for every 10 yards of kick distance.

3. The play is dead when the official blows the whistle. He can do this whenever he pleases.

4. Do away with yardage penalties. Penalties now are like hockey. You play a man down for a certain amount of time based on the penalty.

5. You are allowed to hit the QB as long as the ball is still in the air.

6. Have the field slope like a V with a midpoint at the 50 yard line.

7. Final score doesn't matter. The way to win the game is to be in the lead for a total of 30 minutes.

8. The WFT can be named the Redskins, but they must alternate between offensive names every game. Inclusivity is important.

9. Golden Retrievers are explicitly not allowed to play.

10. Overtime activates multiball.

11. Holding is allowed, but defenses are allowed to have 2 more DL.

12. Possession at each half is decided by a punt off.

13. Mandate that each team must have one person currently undergoing criminal prosecution. That way no one can get on their high horse when Mr. Big Chest inevitably gets signed again.

14. Ban Tom Brady.

15. Create a minor league with relegation.

16. (15 part 2) The relegated team has one chance to not get relegated by beating the Superbowl winner after the season. If they win, they are declared Superbowl winners and the previous winner gets relegated.

17. TD Celebrations are mandatory.

18. You can trade cap space.

19. Offensive players can position themselves anywhere on the field.

20. The game starts with a jump ball at the 50 yard line.

21. You get 10 points for dunking it in the uprights. Going for it and getting blocked or failing results in -10 points.

22. Put a moat at the 5 yard line to the endzone on each side of the field.

23. Mandate strict volume rules. Spectators and competitors must treat it as if it were a chess match.

24. Put one of those tails and whistles on the ball like that nerf football.

25. All players are covered in Vaseline before games.