‘Twas the night before draft day

‘Twas the night before draft day, when all through the sub,
Not a user was posting, F5ers felt snubbed
The Jaguars had dreams of Rapunzel-like hair
Attached to a man who threw spirals so fair
The Jets and Zach Wilson were both feeling swell
Though neither loved hearing “the Mormon Manzeil” The Niners had given up lots for pick three
In hope that Mac Jones, their starter, could be
Atlanta was hoping they’d give the league fits
With Ryan and Ridley and most of all Pitts
The Bengals had Burrow and most of his knee
And knew with Ja’Marr how happy he’d be
Miami was next, and after much talk,
The fins went with Penei, a Duck who can block
The Lions were up, til the Bears took a chance
And traded their picks for a man named Trey Lance
After the Lions, the Panthers swapped too
Fields to New England; a dream that came true
The Broncos took Parsons, the Cowboys Surtain
As both of their defenses had much to gain
The Giants picked Waddle, the Eagles picked Horn;
With speed and tight coverage, their hopes were reborn
The Chargers got Slater, a pick without flaws
And the Vikings were thrilled to bring home Darrisaw
The Panthers took Smith, Heisman in tow
The Cardinals Farley, who fell far too low
For Vegas, ‘twas Moerhrig, defender of balls
The Dolphins nabbed Paye, who played balls to the wall
Tucker was next, to the Washington team
Koromoah, Detroit made Lions’ eyes gleam
The Colts landed Philips, a pass-rushing beast
The Titans went Moore, didn’t mind in the least
The Jets wanted Newsome, who helped right away
The Steelers got Harris, the first back that day
The Jags went with Jenkins, a man who could block
And Cleveland took Jamin to a town that could rock
The Ravens snatched Marshall, for his size and great hands
The Saints went with Collins, delighting their fans
The Packers went Bateman, the Bills Etienne
Tremendous pass-catchers became cold-weather men
The Ravens had picked out their man in Azeez
When the Bucs landed Barmore Tampa was pleased
Day one was over! The teams could now rest
They’d welcomed these players, only the best,
The commissioner knew he had done it again
Ringleader, boss, and hugger of men.