Lunes, Hulyo 26, 2021

If every NBA team name was an acronym

Bucks - Bud’s Uninspiring Coaching Knows Success

Bulls - Boylen Unsurprisingly Lost Lots So…

Cavaliers - Can A Very Average List Improve Each Regular Season?

Celtics - Costly Ethics Let The Important Chances Slip

Clippers - Citing Lakers, Inglewood Playing Place Eventually Replacing Staples

Grizzlies - Gritty Rookie Impresses Zealously. Zeitgeist Loves Improving Enigmatic Stars

Hawks - Has A Well Known Shooter

Heat - Haslem’s Existence Assures Team

Hornets - How Our Rookie Nascently Expected To Start

Jazz - Jumping Athletic Zillionaire Zoo

Kings - Knowing It’s Never Gonna Stop

Knicks - Knowing Nothing Is Certain, Knicks Surprise.

Lakers - Lebron And Klutch Expect Rings Surely

Magic - Massively Average, Grasping Imminent Changes

Mavericks - Misogyny Allegations Verily Expunged, Restitution If Cuban Knew Something?

Nets - New Expectations: Trophies Soon

Nuggets - Nice Unassuming Giant Gives Exceptional Team Spirit

Pacers - Placing Around Conference Equilibrium, Rarely Strong

Pelicans - Previously Existing Lakers In Cahoots A New Star

Pistons - Pick Is Surely That Oklahoman New Star

Raptors - Rejoicing Alcoholic Parade, Though Opportunity Rarely Strikes

Rockets - Remembering Old Championships, Kneading Expectations Takes Strain

Sixers - Suspecting Increased Xenophobia Especially Regarding Simmons

Spurs - Surely Pop Ultimately Retires Soon

Suns - Sudden Unexpectedly Nice Squad

Thunder - The Huge Unending Numbers Drafted: Eventual Results

Timberwolves - This Is My Best Effort, Really Woeful Organisation Loses Virtually Every Season.

Trailblazers - The Real Ailment: Injuries. Lamarcus, Brandon, Lots After. Zesty Enthusiasm Really Slipping

Warriors - When A Roster Regains Its Old Rigour: Success

Wizards - When Idiotic Zillionaire Arranges Roster, Disaster Strikes



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