What are some of your favourite NBA copypastas of all time?

What are your favourite copypastas? I like the Lemickey ones lol. though they're overused, some of them still crack me up.

My personal favourite:

I was at my local music store and I saw an album by no other then LeMickey! Here was the tracklist:

1. I’m a Fraud
2. Quit on CLE (ft. Boston Big 3)
3. Meltdown (ft. JJ Barea)
4. Thank You Ray
5. Thank You Kyrie
6. 6 Finals Losses
7. Mickey Mouse Clubhouse (ft. Mickey Mouse)