[TRASH TALK THREAD] THE 2022-2023 NBA SEASON STARTS TODAY AND YOUR TEAM SUCKS!

[ATL] DEJOUNTE MURRAY IS NOT GONNA BE ENOUGH TO COVER TRAE DEFENSIVELY

[BOS] LAST SEASON WAS A FLUKE AND WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN IN THE DOUBLE-J ERA

[BRK] FLAT EARTH? MORE LIKE FLAT-LINE (IN THE PLAY-OFFS), AM I RIGHT FELLAS?

[CHL] TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY DICKS GET ARRESTED ON THE WAY TO THE PARKING LOT

[CHI] THIS SEASON'S GONNA BE REMINISCENT OF MICHAEL JORDAN('S STINT AS TEAM OWNER)

[CLE] THERE'S A REASON NOBODY THINKS DONOVAN MITCHELL IS A LEADER AND YOU'LL SEE WHY

[DAL] CHRISTIAN IS THE ONLY WOOD YOU'RE GONNA GET WATCHING THIS TEAM

[DEN] JOKIC WILL RETIRE AS THE BEST PLAYER EVER ^{NOT TO WIN A RING}

[DET] "DETROOOOOOIT BASKETBAAAAAAAALL" HAS BEEN ELIMINATED FROM PLAY-OFF CONTENTION

[GSW] IT'S FUCK WITH DRAY DAY (AND EVERYBODY CELEBRATIN')

[HOU] I HEAR YOUR STRIP CLUBS ARE GOOD, SURELY THAT'S A BETTER USE OF YOUR MONEY THIS YEAR

[IND] you don't get one.

[LAC] KAWHI LEONARD HAS BEEN UPGRADED TO QUESTIONABLE, ON WHETHER OR NOT HE'LL EVER PLAY FOR YOU AGAIN

[LAL] OH MAN THIS SEASON'S GONNA BE GREAT. NOT FOR YOU GUYS OBVIOUSLY, BUT FOR THE REST OF US

[MEM] JA MORANT IS ONLY <HIM> ON TWITTER AND LAST YEAR WAS YOUR CEILING AS A FRANCHISE

[MIA] THE CULTURE IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO REACH ANOTHER FINALS ANYTIME SOON

[MIL] GONNA BE SEEING A LOT OF RUNNIN' AND DUNKIN', BUT NOT A LOTTA WINNIN' IN THE PLAY-OFFS THIS YEAR

[MIN] WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS ADDS A FRENCH DUDE TO A TEAM THAT WANTS TO WIN?

[NOP] CONGRATULATIONS ON WINNING THE NBA CHAMPIONSHIP FOR THE MONTH OF OCTOBER 2022, HOPE ZION'S GONNA BE BACK FOR THE PLAY-IN

[NYK] lol knicks

[OKC] DON'T WORRY, YOU'RE GONNA BEAT LAST YEAR'S RECORD BY A MILE... THE 73PT LOSS RECORD, THAT IS

[ORL] THE RIDES AT UNIVERSAL SUCK, BUT AT LEAST THEY STILL GO UP SOMETIMES, AS OPPOSE TO YOUR SEASON

[PHI] EMBIID WILL NEVER EVEN SNIFF MVP EVER AGAIN, UNLESS HE FALLS DOWN UNDER GIANNIS

[PHX] THIS WAS FUN, LET'S DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME

[POR] THE KINGS WILL HAVE A BETTER SEASON THAN YOU THIS YEAR

[SAC] GOOD LUCK FAM, LET'S SHOOT FOR 18 YEARS THIS SEASON

[SAS] GREGG POPOVICH WILL RETIRE THIS YEAR, HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?

[TOR] SIAKAM HAS ALREADY PEAKED AND IT WASN'T EVEN CLOSE TO ENOUGH, SO GOOD LUCK WITH GETTING ANOTHER KAWHI

[UTA] THERE ARE 8TH GRADERS ALREADY DREADING COMING TO YOUR TEAM IN 6 YEARS

[WAS] WOJNAROWSKI: KRISTAPS PORZINGIS HAS BEEN RULED OUT FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE SEASON

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Let's all have a great season, guys!