The 2023 NFL Draft: What's In A Name

US President Division

 

Parker Washington

Kearis Jackson

Truman Jones

Jalen Carter

Arquon Bush

 

Ya'll Got The Same Middle Initial Division

 

BJ Thompson

CJ Shroud

DJ Coleman

PJ Mustipher

TJ Bass

 

Guy Love at Sacred Heart Division

 

Dorian Williams

Michael Turk

 

Across The Rainbow Division

 

Gemon Green

Keion White

Ji'Ayir Brown

Eric Gray

Kyu Blu Kelly

 

Wait Are You My Father Division

 

Anthony Johnson

Anthony Johnson Jr

 

Double Barrel Bonanza Division

 

Jarrick Bernard-Converse

Dorian Thompson-Robinson

Christian Beal-Smith

Tyler Baker-Williams

Jaxon Smith-Njigba

 

Gotta Take Your Hat Off Division

 

Micah Baskerville

Stetson Bennett

 

Learn To Count Division

 

Andre Carter II

Lew Nichols III

Will McDonald IV

Starling Thomas V

 

Lil French Penis Division

 

Paris Johnson Jr

 

New Gated Community Division

 

Brandon Hill

Josh Downs

DJ Dale

Myles Brooks

Antoine Green

 

NHL/MLB/NBA Superstars Division

 

Kendre Miller

Jose Ramirez

Jalen Green

 

Why? Division

 

Jadakis Bonds

 

Lesser Known Dickens Protagonist Division

 

Devon Witherspoon

Clark Phillips III

Nathaniel Dell

Xavier Hutchinson

Bryce Ford-Wheaton

 

New Star Wars Character Division

 

Kelee Ringo

Xazavian Valladay

Kayshon Boutte

Kilian Zierer

Nikko Remigio

 

Real Name, No Gimmicks Division

 

Cory Trice

 

Tough year for names this year, come back stronger in 2024