The key to the Eastern Conference Matchups this year…. Taylor Swift

Two things are happening right now at the same exact time.

The NBA Playoff’s and Taylor Swift’s The Eras Tour.

But what some people don’t know, is Taylor has been choosing the loser of each round of the eastern conference matchups to play in their city while their team goes up in flames and loses

First round:

ATL vs BOS.

Atlanta loses the series 4-2

Taylor swift plays 3 shows during the series in Atlanta, easing the nerves of hawks fans girlfriends everywhere.

Second round:

PHL vs BOS

Philly loses the series 4-3

Taylor swift plays 3 shows during this series in Philly, including a same day performance after the game 7 loss. Allowing fans to cope with the loss quickly by spending $3000 for them and their wives to go sit nosebleeds.

Eastern conference Finals:

MIA vs BOS

current standing: Boston losing series 0-2

Guess where Taylor Swift is right now….. you guessed it, Boston. She is already performing this weekend to get this sweep over and done with. Boston fans can celebrate last nights loss by driving an hour outside the city to Gillette.

If we wanna go even FURTHER

Play in game: ATL VS MIA

Atlanta wins

Taylor swift was in Florida that weekend…. But luckily she was gone from the state as Miami played Chicago to get their spot

What’s happening here? Coincidence? I think not. Players must be staying up past their curfew to bring their wives, girlfriends, kids, or whatever. Or Taylor is placing a curse on the city while she’s in town. Who knows.

That’s my analysis on the eastern conference matchups this year. I’m sure you will find the evidence indisputable