What if the basketball was hot?

What if the basketball was hot? It's not that hard to imagine:

5 degrees hotter — makes the game a little more fun for the players!! Relaxes the hands, feels good. Like a little sauna every time you get the rock. "Awesome Baby"

50 degrees hotter — Yeochh!! This is where things get interesting. More up-tempo and more team work as players are incredibly reluctant to handle the ball for long, lest it burn their valuable hands. VERY few shot clock violations. back to fundamentals

500 degrees hotter — Hot basketball! Hot Basketball!!! DO not touch the BASKETBALL!!! Do NOT touch the basketball!!!! Do not TOUCH the basketball!!!! Do not touch THE basketball!!!! Lots of zero to zero ties! No one can touch it. No one can dribble it! No shooting! Blow the whistle and stand still. Some of the weaker players cry

5000 degrees hotter — Run!!! Run away from the basketball

50,000 degrees hotter — roug, hlty 5 times hotter than the surface of the sun. everyone is dead

So what do you think?

EDIT: This is in fahrenheit. Please stop emailing me